Phalse Prophet is BACK! Dressed to Kill, imbued by the power of angels, the Prophet is coming to save your soul. Watch out for the Dandredites, our sworn enemies who are always persecuting our rights to have our services. Join Us! We are out to save the world one lost soul at a time.
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"If half of the stuff I learned from them is real, we are all in for a seriously wild ride" - Matt
"I don't agree with what they are doing at all. Its all a load of crap and I don't believe it or approve!" - Mom (Possible Dandredite - keep and eye out) "Not everybody is going to accept the gifts right away, but I did and I'm really happy about it" - Kevin "The band is pretty silly, but I was impressed by the dancing." - Fred "At first I was like, WHAAAAAT...." - Sarah |
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Little Five Points - Cult Headquarters
Through his mighty grace the prophet has brought together a group of disciples; each bringing their unique musical talent to lead us in grand praise and worship. It is a strange place for such a grand debut, but we have faith and we must trust that even the grandest things come from humble beginnings.
The Bigger Badder Cult Experience
Our service is better than yours. Guaranteed.
Through his mighty grace the prophet has brought together a group of disciples; each bringing their unique musical talent to lead us in grand praise and worship. It is a strange place for such a grand debut, but we have faith and we must trust that even the grandest things come from humble beginnings.
The Bigger Badder Cult Experience
Our service is better than yours. Guaranteed.
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